So you think you have it in you to be punny? Well, here are a few puns on which you can test yourself. Some are easy, some are plain silly, but all I hope are pun – oh, I mean fun. (As far as I’m aware these puns are my originals)
The answers are set out at the bottom of the post.
1) Why are we so serious about death? Because it’s a ——- ———
2) Why does Brett Lee love his mother so much? Because she’s ————
3) Why is hundred percent spirit called pure? Because its ———- ————-
4) Why did the bear kill himself?
5) What pleasure do people get out of sex?
6) What do you need to do to get a great butt? You need to ——— ——- —–
7) Why was the Maoist chick named Chile? Because she was —– —–
8) Why was the breast specialist loved by her patients? Because she was their ——— ———–
9) How did the king feel after his abdication? ———- ———
10) How did the derby winner spit?
11) What happened to the man who was beaten at chess by his best friend? He became ——– ———-
12) How does Kim Kardashian compare to Jennifer Lopez? She’s —— ———
13) Why did the customs officer reject her passport in her maiden name? He felt it was a —————
14) What happens to actresses after their hair goes white? They just ———-
15) What is the secret of Hema Malini’s beauty? Her ———-
16) What did they call the historical Golf tournament in Boston?
17) What do you call the people from Lilliput? The ————–
18) What happened to the writer who jumped off a cliff? He became a ——– ———-
19) Why is the bible never sold? Because it is not ———
20) What will happen if Salmaan and Ranbeer fight over Katrina? There’ll be a ———–
21) What did Adam think of his woman after being thrown out of Eden? He thought of her as his ———-
22) What did the whore caught on ship tell the authorities? I’m just a ———
23) What was that batsman’s innings which almost took the match away from India? A ———————-
24) What about the girl whose mother always hid her in her skirt? She felt ——— —-
And now for the answers.
1) grave matter
3) wholly spirit
4) Because he couldn’t bear it anymore
5) Sheer pleasure
6) rear it up
7) red hot
8) bust friend
9) Crest fallen
10) Straight from the horse’s mouth
11) bested friend
12) ass good
16) The Boston tee party
18) ghost writer
24) hemmed in