Let’s Block The Feminists

So a stand up comic has been accused and convicted by Twitter court of sexual harrassment. The irony is, this particular comic was a vocal feminist and a woke (in contrast to the rest of presumably asleep humanity) who had hounded a lot of people on Twitter for being misogynist. The bigger irony is that he was brought down by a woman belonging to the species called feminist, a species that is worshipped as some sort of a major goddess by woke liberal males. The specific acts mostly consisted of his soliciting nude pics from many women and sending his dick pics to them. This was considered to be heinous sexual harrassment, though it wasn’t really clear why these seemingly intelligent women didn’t perform the simple measure of blocking this guy and avoiding seeing his presumably unaesthetic organ of procreation. Or maybe I’m just a dense guy who does not understand the value of making mountains out of molehills (I don’t refer to the size of the organ here) in promoting one’s career and popularity. Because in this era of social media, you don’t need talent to succeed – you need outrage.

This public shaming of the comic set off a series of serious disclosures, with many women coming up with their stories of sexual harrassment, many with screenshots of DMs and WhatsApp conversations with the predator males as proof. Some of the tales were pretty horrific, with women having been subjected to forced kissing and groping which were disturbing to read. But a lot many consisted of men asking for sexual favours from women, admittedly in ways which were crude, unmannered and presumptuous. However, what was really remarkable was, that many of these men immediately stopped when the women told them they were not interested. The import was, that in this modern feminist doctrine, if a man asks a woman for sex, he automatically becomes a pervert, even if he desists as soon as the woman tells him she’s not interested.

Even more interesting was women bringing up old relationships with men, where the sexual relationship had been consensual, and subsequently the relationships had deteriorated – human relationships, like human bodies, having the tendency to decay in their health as time progresses. These relationships were now presented as sexual harrassment because of the obvious fact that consensual sex has a tendency to go back into the past and convert itself into sexual harrassment. This is complicated feminist science that ordinary mortals, even of the calibre of Einstein, cannot understand. In all these tales there was a presumption by the teller and the sympathetic listeners that the women’s versions be believed without any proof or room for circumspection – apparently, women ARE from Venus, and people from Venus are biologically incapable of lying or manipulating.

A host of other allegations too surfaced. A female comic demanded that she receive equal payment as her more talented and popular male colleague who was the face of the show they did together. Other women demanded that any man who dares to voice an opinion contrary to a woman’s opinion on any subject be branded a patriarchal sexual predator.
In the midst of all this madness, there were many women who were able to maintain their sanity, remain logical, and wished to hear the other side of the story as well before forming a decided opinion. On the other hand, there were a lot of men who used this opportunity to score points in the pointless battle that Twitter has now become. Many men tried to prove that they were more feminist than the feminist women by being even more illogical and hateful.

It’s obvious that there’s a systematic and deliberate attempt by a lot of women and men to take over the platform of Twitter by branding everyone who speaks against their opinions on any matter as misogynist, patriarchal, or even worse, a sexual predator. Most of these people are absolutely devoid of any talent or ability, and yet feel entitled to every privilege of success by playing the card of victimhood.

And remember, I’m only talking about social media here. I’m not talking about real life, where a lot of both urban and rural women are still suffering the yoke of misogyny and patriarchy and leading oppressed, exploited lives. I’m talking about mostly privileged women, who want to use the suffering of these other women to get privileges and control of social media platforms for themselves, without having the requisite talent to do so. These ladies have absolutely no interest in uplifting anyone or anything in society, except their own careers.

I’m really sick of this state of affairs, and I’m absolutely sure that all sensible men and women too are sick of it. Twitter is a wonderful platform to have fun, crack jokes, flirt, find love and to express one’s opinions freely on any subject that one cares for. And this beautiful platform has been converted by these feminists into a hateful tense place where normal people are afraid to say anything. I propose that we do something about it. I propose that we normal, sensible people get together and stop interacting with these feminists – men or women. Let us not give their outrages even a bit of recognition, either negative or positive. Let these feminists fester in their own cesspool of narrow-minded hatred. Let them live in their own dark universe of false victimhood and hatred for everything good, intelligent, cheeky or witty. Let the sensible people say that enough is enough – we don’t want any more hate and close-minded outrages on Twitter.
I for one am beginning the fightback by blocking every single feminist on Twitter. I suggest you do the same. Long live logic, sense, intelligence and wit.

I have always been a great believer. I've flitted from one belief to another, from religion to atheism and from one philosophy to another, until I finally settled on J. Krishnamurti whose philosophy is that there is no philosophy. So now I firmly believe that there is nothing to believe. Now such a belief would, I believe, have been considered dangerous to society if the authorities had believed me to be of any consequence. No man of consequence they believe would waste his time on the pursuit of blogging!

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5 comments on “Let’s Block The Feminists
  1. zarak says:

    “logic, sense, intelligence and wit” doesnt drive ppl to do things.
    passion and belief does.
    its always the small group of uncompromising idiots who disproportionately move the needle.
    u have to make a cult to fight a cult. its not wat necessarily makes sense. its how it works.

  2. Patanjali Vridhachalam says:

    Excellent write up. It is disgusting to see how social media has been hijacked to give vent to ranting and ravings of deranged minds . These people are trying to project every male as a sexual predator. Coming out with allegations after years and that too by journalists ? What were they doing all these years ? They are not rural folks .The day is not far off when doctors are gonna be sued for sexual harassment for touchuogirl babies during childbirth .

  3. Sandeep Anand says:

    Super as usual. The Doc prescribes the best medicine for his diagnosis.

  4. How do you filter out the ultra-misled-men-hating-pseudo-faux-feminists from the real ones? That’s my worry. Because, as is the case with any movement, the earnestness gets diluted because of some hyper-reactive elements who frizzle on top and form a layer, thus restricting all vision into the core and vice versa.

  5. You need to see a urologist

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